Do's & Don'ts Of Club Night

So, my first blog. Ahh where to start? Well seeing as I have no current requests, I dont really know what to talk about.
So its Thursday! Club night! Very excited. Lets go over some club dos for winter.
Yes, dresses are very sexy, expecially in the dim light were you flaws are pretty much nonexistent. God knows that I love how skinny my legs look in the dark with the flashing lights, but just casue you can dosent mean you should. Its twenty below out here in Michigan ladies! Do not let me catch another one of you walking down the side of the road in the snow wearing heels and mini skit with a tank top. Do you understand. During the winter wear some jeans, a cute pair of sneakers, and if you really must, a thicker tanktop. If you have to walk a large distance to get to the club go a head and call a cab. I mean youve already invested quiet a bit into the night: drinks-$20, sexy clothes-$50, cover charge-$8. Whats another five dollars for the ride huh? If you opt for the cab you can always wear the heels!
Side note: don't be one of those girls that spend too much time getting ready. Whats the point in spending hours getting your sexy eyes on and puting the perfect waves in your hair when your going to go into a dark room and get all sweaty. After twenty minutes of being dry humped by some big guy you dont know your eyeliner is going to be running down your face from the sweat and your soft sexy waves, well there gonna be strings and tangles of a sloppy wet mop. Go simple! Put your hair up in a cute pony or leave it down with a poof in the front. And leave the make up simle and light. Let your pores breath! After all, and I cant stress this enough, you are going to be in a dark room! And on top of that, the guys are all gonna be drunk! You could be Beyonce for all they know.
Dont forget to put on lots of moisturizer before you apply your make-up as well as the next moring when you wake up. Alcohol dries your body out and can damage your skin. Thats why when you wake up from a great party you look horrible and your skin is really red.
Remember ladies, never leave your drink alone, dont take drinks from men that you arnt AT the bar with and you see the bartender make, and always stick with your ladies!

Well thanks for reading, don't be afraid to ask me anything! Well open it up for discussion. :)

Love, Pink Dog